Stress Stress and more Stress

So, lesson learned this year: Never trust your english teacher. Especially if her/his last name starts with 'S' and ends with 'pross'. 

Definition of Spross(in Dylan's book. which is the only correct dictionary): 

1. (n.) An untrustworthy, lying cretin. Do not trust a word they say. 99.9999% of the time they are LYING. 

2. (n.) One who constantly PMSes and has severe mood swings. Watch out! Don't get too close or you might get a bite taken outta you!!

3. (v.) Taking your anger out on someone because you're PMSing or just downright rude. (Ex: "Hey! Don't pull a Spross on me this early in the morning! I just finished eating!" )

So basically my english teacher fucked up my grade and I now have a C+ in her class. WTF. SERIOUSLY. I. NEVER. GET. C's. (except for carrillo's class last semester. i'll get to her later....)

FML. i have nothing more to say.

many rude fingers and sticking out tongues,

your mature friend, 

Dylan