Too much stuff

I have had too many things happen.

1. Found a baby bird. But i set it free

2. Went to balboa park where is was fricken HOT. went to an art gallery. it was earth day btw.

3. Watched Aladdin. One of the best movies ever. But it doesn't beat The Lion King. cuz that movie kicks ass and you know it.

4. Had a family crisis thing w/ my mom. If you didnt read the note on facebook already lol.

5. Went camping with a certain friend of mine.

6. I tanned but i still retain my sock tan. which i hate.

7. I got my personal best at the last track meet. (For both 200m and 400m. i PRed by 3 whole seconds on the 400m!) My 4 by 1 team also got a history record for our school. cool huh?

8. I saved a caterpillar from a spider. I'm heroic.

9. Went to a history study sesh. But i got a nasty monthly surprise while there. FML.

10. blogging. blogging. blogging.

11. reading Extras right now. i've been putting it off for quite some time now....

12. phone got taken and given to my 12-yr-old bitch sister. she scratched it up and i still receive texts and phone calls from her stupid friends.

13. Wrote poem for history. Tell me if you want to read it. I need critiques :)

umm i might add more later...so ya...i'll ttyl

many x's and o's,

Dylan

Stress Stress and more Stress

So, lesson learned this year: Never trust your english teacher. Especially if her/his last name starts with 'S' and ends with 'pross'. 

Definition of Spross(in Dylan's book. which is the only correct dictionary): 

1. (n.) An untrustworthy, lying cretin. Do not trust a word they say. 99.9999% of the time they are LYING. 

2. (n.) One who constantly PMSes and has severe mood swings. Watch out! Don't get too close or you might get a bite taken outta you!!

3. (v.) Taking your anger out on someone because you're PMSing or just downright rude. (Ex: "Hey! Don't pull a Spross on me this early in the morning! I just finished eating!" )

So basically my english teacher fucked up my grade and I now have a C+ in her class. WTF. SERIOUSLY. I. NEVER. GET. C's. (except for carrillo's class last semester. i'll get to her later....)

FML. i have nothing more to say.

many rude fingers and sticking out tongues,

your mature friend, 

Dylan

I want my Golden Haired child!

8:52pm Dylan: ??? where'd u go?
what were u sainy about monica?
saying*
8:53pm Kiran:
nothing?
my printer is retarded?
how bsing the outlines going?
8:54pm Dylan:
o right
hahaha
pretty good
im avoiding them
lol
8:54pm Kiran:
oh
very productive
lol
8:54pm Dylan:
apparently monica shared the same experience as me
8:54pm Kiran:
haha
8:54pm Dylan:
and we both have a secret child
hidden away from the public
8:54pm Kiran:
loll
*shakes head in dissapointment*
8:55pm Dylan:
what?
8:55pm Kiran:
i just though you would be more responsible
after all those health classes
8:56pm Dylan:
what if i wanted to get pregnant?
then what?
huh huh?
8:56pm Kiran:
dylan!
there will be plenty of time for that later!
8:57pm Dylan:
plenty of time?
for what?
D:
8:57pm Kiran:
having a kid
8:57pm Dylan:
the getting fat part?
8:57pm Kiran:
lol
i love how u describe it
ur wearing your dress tomorrow?
8:57pm Dylan:
haha
mayyybe
8:58pm Kiran:
plzzz
:D
8:58pm Dylan:
C:
8:58pm Kiran:
:)
8:58pm Dylan:
i'm posting this convo
8:58pm Kiran:
umm
ok
8:58pm Dylan:
:D
on my blog
8:59pm Kiran:
even though you hate blogs
;)
8:59pm Dylan:
haha ya

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here ends my beautiful convo on facebook with the lovely rinny. and yes, i do want a golden haired child. ;D
btw, this whole joke was started when some guy thought my 7 year old sister was my DAUGHTER. I mean for Christ's sake, i only 15!! (soon to be 16..)
thanks for reading!
many x's and o's
Dylan +Rinny

So I was doing History Homework...FAIL

Of course I wasn't actually doing history hw. I wrote, what? A sentence? ya. a sentence. nice work dylan. getting a good amount of hw done. NOT. 

why am i such a lazy ass?

i don't get it.

screw this...

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that was sadly amusing...those dots...

did i mention that i went easter egg hunting? in my backyard? cuz i totally did. with my sisters. sad huh? who woulda thot little (i was gonna say big) ole' dylan would be fricken EASTER EGG HUNTING on the last day of SPRING BREAK?

DEPRESSINGGGG.

anyone wanna do my history hw for me? kiran? deanna? anyone??

please?

this post is getting too long. i quit.

ttyl

many x's and o's

Dyl

Rock it Out babe ♪♫

Have you ever just come home, plugged in your ipod, turned the volume up to full blast and just rocked your ass off? 

Like, some serious wacko dance moves; where you're jumping up and down and swingin' your head from side to side? 

Don't hold it back. Seriously.

Just... Rock it Out babe

Alright, now that I'm done with my grand entrance, let's get down to bus-i-ness. Real bus-i-ness. ;D

! Numero Uno ¡ 

SHOPPING

Hell-to-the-ya! I did some mayyyyjor shopping. In arizona. Did I mention that I drove to arizona? Well anyways, ya. Loads. I bought (a surprise to my friends) a lotta dresses. Yes. I said it. DRESSES. What now?! :D Haha. But they're cute and I plan on wearing a certain dark blue dress to school tomorrow...Which brings me to another topic....

END OF MY LIFE

FUCK SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND AHH SPRING BREAK IS ENDING NOOOOOOOFUCKSHITDAMNNONONONO!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse the bad language. Is there anyway I can strike through that?? 

So ya. I don't wanna go. But hey, in about two months I'll be hittin' the beach and getting rid of these tan lines. ;D And I mean all of my tan lines. Which means...NUDE BEACH TIMEEE!!!!

Haha jk. I would never go to a nude beach. Ever. I would puke my guts up. I am just too innocent to expose my mind to the horrors of a...nakey beach. 

I HAVE MY PERMIT?!

OMGSH YESSSSSSSSSSS! I DOOOOOO!!!!!!

well. not really. but, it's in the mail! my dad says I still can't drive legally. but ha! who cares! PERMIT. DRIVING. DROOOLLL.

And I have driven. Three times to be exact :D must to my auntie's surprise. lols

It was quite frightening the first time i drove. especially backing out the parking lot. -shudder- scary scary scary~

But I'm getting a little better at it. I looooove driving the prius. sooo much fun! it's really smooth too. 

I CAN TURN ON THE WIND SHEILD WIPERS MWA HAHA. sorry. spazz attack..eh he he

ok. Not sure there's much to report so I'm gonna go. before my mom sees this shit--i mean crap. tata my luvvies~ <3

many x's and o's 

Dylan

Doodle-Dee-Doo

I passed my Driver's Ed Course exam! WHOO!

Online classes ROCK!

I took my online class here:

http://www.driveredtogo.com

you can also you this code for a three dollar discount:

XMF-6DA-76D

yay three dollars!!!!

Go get yours now <3

many x's and o's

Dylasaurus