Sweet. Sixteen.

So I'm 16.

Whipee!

did i spell that right?

uhhh it's been....boring. so far. i'm hoping there's going to be something more.

i've opened up two cards

one: from my grandparents. the card was sooo sweet and i loved it. + $25 check which i will cash soon.

two: fricken hannah montana card from family. it was one of those annoying cards that sing to you. and hannah montana was singing. just...ew. no.

so i told my mom earlier. like a month earlier, that i wanted the new iphone or contacts for my birthday.

guess what she got me.

a $50 visa gift card.

i asked her when i could open my gift and she said, "that is your gift."

great mom. that was realllllly original.

ya, my birthday sucks.

(except for the fact that my other grandparents are giving me $200. which i am veryyy happy about.)

i know i probably sound like an ungrateful snob with the whole "poor me i only got $50" show. but seriously, i'm disappointed. i would've thought she'd put more effort into the gift...

kinda makes me sad.

Oh hot Damn

i am not going to say "this is my jam". if that's what you thought i was going to say, well TOO BAD.

you know what i really love? the sound of the keyboard as my fingers fly across it. i really like that sound. i dont know why. you try it. just listen to the sound of it...clickity clack clack clack spacebar clicks A LOT. ok, enough of this random shit. back to the reallll juicy deets. ya, i just said deets. (which means 'details' for all of you dumbshits who don't understand........[i'm just kidding. you guys aren't dumbshits. i love you <3])

GETITHOTNOW:

So I just watched The Proposal. and.....

here's my review:

ILOVEDIT. ONEBILLIONSTARSFORYOU <3333

-end-

yes. that just about sums it up.

i went to see it yesterday night with my besty, Ariel. it was amazing. and you MUST WATCH IT NOW.

reasons to watch:

1. it's funny as hell

2. ryan reynolds is fucking HOT

3. i love the grandma in that movie [GAMMYYYY]

4. you will shit yourself laughing

5. funnyfunnyfunny

6. it seems like a chick flick but it's not really. i mean, it is A LITTLE BIT. but not really. there were a lot of guys there watching it too. THAT COULD BE YOU.

7. did i mention ryan reynolds is really hot?

8. i mean, c'mon, nobody noticed this dude before. i don't see why nobody did. he's amazing.

9. shame on you guys for not knowing who this guy is!

10. SHAMESHAMESHAME

11. ok. just watch the damn thing. it's funny as hell. literally.

now GOGOGOGOGOGO!

on a much brighter note:

i took ariel to see the torrey pines campus cuz we were near it (we went to the highlands to see the movie)

this was around 10 PM. it was dark. there were some lights. so i showed her around. she wanted to see the track so i decided to take her there last, as the icing on top of the cake, ya know? cuz the track is the only thing i love about this damn--nvm that's not the point. off topic. ADD. jesus.

so we get to the track after majorly working out on the patch [oh ya, buffin it up]. and we see this light. a flashlight kinda light. so i'm looking around and trying to identify the source. and guess what?

i spot it alright. it's this dude. and..

HE'S ON TOP OF THE FUCKING FOOTBALL GOALPOST. JUST SITTING THERE. LIKE A FREAK.

we ran outta there like there was no tomorrow. i'm not even kidding. we even saw this suspicious looking car out in the parking lot. and it wasn't there when we first got there.

haha good times......

I fucking hate my life

no heart this time.

I...

I want to give you my yellow card.

<3

Catcher in the Rye

I'm going to do a Holden post. For those of you who have read The Catcher in the Rye, you will be able to understand this joke :]

Beginning now:

One of the things I really hate is disappointing people. I really do. It's just so goddam annoying to hear someone say, "you disappoint me." Because then I worry about not disappointing them and it gets me into situations I don't want to be in. I do everything I can to not disappoint them, I don't even make my own damn choices. And it annoys the hell out of me. It really does. 

Anyways, that's the issue with violin. I'm a pretty lazy person, I have to admit. Lazy as hell. Sometimes I just don't feel like practicing violin. It just seems so goddam stupid. So my violin teacher, Bridget, becomes disappointed when I don't practice. I worry about disappointing old Bridget. It really kills me. And not in a good way. I feel so goddam awful when I don't practice. I even wonder why the hell I'm playing the violin if I don't feel motivated. Don't get me wrong, I'm motivated sometimes, just not most.

Anyways, I don't really want to go into details. I really don't. Because honestly, it bores me. 

Sleep tight, ya morons!

 Dylden (mix of Holden and Dylan)

PS: I think all of us have a little Holden deep down inside. But most of us don't embrace that. :]

CUZ I FEEL LIKE IT

i'm writing in this because i feel like it. ya. at 11 pm. i just finished my vid project for history. and wow, that really sucked. i've been frustrated all day. 

this day SUCKSS. and if u read my facebook note, you would know why. but in case you didn't, i've made a list of people i want to beat up. (i know that sounds awful, but trust me, if you knew these people, you'd wanna beat 'em up too! i swear!)

1. NICK WRIGHT SHRIVER (aka nicky boy)

2. Bryan (aka fatass/walrus) ADD FARES HERE. BECAUSE HE IS A DICKHEAD

3. Mrs. Carrillo

4. Mrs. Spross

5. Nelson

6. Mrs. Godfrey

7. My mom

8. Anthony

9. ummm those annoying kids in my spanish class

10. my sister sydney. because she is a butthead

11. gosh i hate torrey pines. i wanna beat the person who made this school. it gives me hell

12. Mark revell

13. ross carson

14. jenny kim. for the heck of it. and she's a phony. wow i sound like holden from catcher in the rye. :/ that deeply upsets me.

15. possibly trupe, for giving us this damn project that is making me grow grey hairs

16. allie paul for winning secretary

17. jessica huang. she's a slut, whore, ho, bitch, ass, w/e. i dont like her.

18. toad girl, aka sadie. i dont really know her. but i dont like her. and neither does anyone else. she acts pretty high and mighty. but she's not.

19. myself. because i don't smoke pot and i hallucinated today....and im an idiot.

thanks for reading and i hope your day was better than mine,

toodles!

dylan